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(Made with the 'ULTIMATE INTRO
CREATOR (c) by Loosers Ltd. in 1970')
such as 'THE MICHAEL JACKSON FANCLUB'
or 'BROS' (or simply 'SHIT') 'present
in 1989 : Collection < Number >' Just
great, and then we list the function
keys and say a COOL sentence to show
our sentience such as 'CATCH A KEY'
or 'RAID A KEY' or 'FUCK OFF AND DIE'
or 'LAMERS RULE !!'
9.Now we make a greetingslist (of coz,
since we read the LAMER'S CORNER so
often we remember to put in ' HI TO
ALL OUR CONTACTS'...) and a Cool msg
in the Startup - Sequence such as
'Keep out' or 'Salami Fick Special'
11.Hey,we forgot to put an intro of our
own on the disk! NO PROBLEM! Just use
the fine intro written in January 89
Issue in SN's Lamer's Corner...
10. Spread this SUUUUUUUUUPERcollection
to all your CLOSE Friends and become
reAAAAAAAli (Read : 'Really') Famoz..
< THE DARK LORD > ( Who has NEVER done
a introcollection in his whole life...)
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!!! Lamer's Corner !!!
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How to Be VERYVERY! Cool on Copypartys
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You have just smuggled yourself through
the entrance of a local copyparty of
some mid-class losers. ( Which is an
improvement for you , because you are
only a LOWLOWLOW class, sorry - NoClass
loser.) What do you have to do if you
want to gain new friends? The following
things :
1. FORBID the drinking of
Alcohol. Alcohol makes you only to see
things weirder,so if you forbid alcohol
everyone will be PLEASED and HAPPY and
LOVELY and will BURST OF LOVE...
2. Make sum nice jokes such as
this one : Hello , can I borrow your
passport for awhile , I need something
funny to laugh at.
3. Install hundres of hundreds
of Electricity Counters so everyone
will have to pay his own Electricity.
This will make you the HERO of the
Party, be assured. ----->